June 2011
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thelesbianwhisperer asked: I thought about you today. Then I stopped thinking about you.
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If you haven't played with it recently →
or even if you have, it always deserves a replay. L and Z always crack me the fuck up, I can’t even.
(((Spoiler warning(????) if you haven’t made it to pg2669 already, then just
idek)))
Fuck Yeah The Universe: 2011 MD →
fuckyeahtheuniverse:
2011 MD is an Apollo asteroid, which is bound to pass relatively close to Earth’s surface at a distance of about 12,000 kilometers (7,500 mi), roughly 32 times closer than the Moon, at around 17:00 UTC (13:00 EDT) on June 27, 2011. Although initially suspected of being space junk, subsequent…
THIS IS GREAT!
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Only just saw Meet the Medic
gh0stick:
sobbing and trembling
holy shit valve, go ahead and keep making me mad as long as you keep making me feel like this every once in a while
P.S. watching the colbert report right after meet the medic is kind of surreal
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thelesbianwhisperer replied to your post: welp.
I hate that shit. When I lived with my mom she did it all the time. “LOL GONNA BE IN FLORIDA FOR 2 WEEKS!” She comes back 2 days later. *her on el phone* “HOPE THE HOUSE ISN’T A MESS!” *my thoughts* “Bitch its spotless but now I have to find pants!”
We are truly 2 halves of the same person. *slaps invisible like butn*
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welp.
Turns out dad was being an ass and said a week when it was only 4 days :|Getting my hopes up, oh well. Gradually learning not to get too excited about anything.
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thelesbianwhisperer replied to your post: Wow, I’ve been generally away from the internet…
IF YOU GET LONELY I WILL KEEP YOU COMPANY! /stalker
There should be a like button for replies so I can like this one <3
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I WHAT?!?!?
I feel like we just had a baby! XD
– Mom in response to my text alerting her that the zucchini plant is finally bearing
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thelesbianwhisperer:
iconicboyzdaily:
keepyourheartintheclouds-:
ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.
GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD.
INTERNET GOLD.
I. LOVE. PENGUINS! O_O
OMG I WANT ONE NOW
Might forever reblog. Who knows?
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going to be a creep and reblog a stranger's post... →
danyelloh:
Because this image.
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thelesbianwhisperer replied to your photo: Mom knocked on my door this evening and said, “I…
I hope to one day make you feel almost decent with a handshake of awesomeness.
You brought me up from feeling like shit to feeling pretty dandy with one tweet. Your powers are remarkable and a handshake would probably blow my mind.
I would trip balls on feeling more than decent.
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