October 2011
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sarahfu replied to your post: thelesbianwhisperer replied to your post: Brb Land…
omg aw you’re already there? ;w; once upon a time…. i was gonna come with……….. baw….
Aw ;~; I thought I mentioned we’d be out here this weekend, I thought everybody was too busy/didn’t have the funds.
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thelesbianwhisperer replied to your post: Brb Land of Neon and Slots
I assume I have missed somewhere that you are going to Vegas?
YES, I am in Vegas and it’s so beautiful you guys I don’t even
We got here at like 2 then I got pizza and a donut ad the most delicious drinks and yeah. Gonna get some sleeps and rub Vegas aaaall over tomorrow. All over.
FUN FACT OF THE MORNING: funny,...
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Brb Land of Neon and Slots
and hookers and booze and cigarettes and games and other ways to spend incredible amounts of funbucks
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Bank of America Charging for Use of Debit Cards
sarahfu:
squidbutt:
supey:
pootan:
If you wanna use your debit card for purchases and you bank with B of A, you’ll be charged a monthly fee of $5 a month. This policy starts early next year, yeah, I wont be using my debit card next year. Forget that, I barely have the money to cover books and tuition. Five bucks adds up! That’s $60 a year that I am wasting when I can just withdrawal from...
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I have to get up in five hours but instead of... →
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GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK
kalelle:
GET UP ON THE HYDRAS BACK
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TUMBLR #ERIDAN DRINKING GAME
notzilon:
SPEAKING OF FANON ERIDAN, this is a simple drinking game that Chrono and I thought up. Amaze your friends, stun your family, accumulate thousands of dollars in liver damage!! It can all be yours, with the
~TUMBLR #ERIDAN DRINKING GAME~
How to play: grab a handle of your favorite booze and settle your ass into tumblr. Type “eridan” into the search terms, and prepare to get fucked up.
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barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark asked: the soil around volcanoes are incredible fertile, if you know what i mean.
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barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark asked: doggy style over a desk is called 71 apparently because i am not going to explain it but lets be friends wink
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mrxormrz replied to your post: Sexxxytime Addendum
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON FROTTING
Frotting is an A+ sexual maneuver. Always.
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Sexxxytime Addendum
Though I won’t engage in them, my favorite position in general would probably be cowgirl/boy or upright missionary, depending on several factors. Doggie-style bent over a desk or something is a winner too.
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thelesbianwhisperer replied to your post: It is still TMI Tuesday. Favourite sex position and/or sexual act. Also, describe the worst and/or thing that has happened to you while you were only wearing underwear. (and/or forever bitchz)
Your life is fascinating. (I hope that doesn’t sound like I am teasing you because it was a compliment.
Oh not at all :’D I’ve never thought of my life...
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nomorepros asked: How NUMB is your butt?
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thelesbianwhisperer asked: It is still TMI Tuesday. Favourite sex position and/or sexual act. Also, describe the worst and/or thing that has happened to you while you were only wearing underwear. (and/or forever bitchz)
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bittersilver asked: Oh wait you wanted TMI Tuesday type questions. Okay, skankiest pair of underwear that you own?
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sarahfu asked: LET'S DO AN EASY ONE. What do you like most about being on tumblr? :3
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What's on the class agenda today?
• Sit in awkward silence as prof plays a podcast, try to stare off into the distance without staring directly at classmates (it’s as hard as it sounds) • Sit in awkward silence while classmates and prof discuss the podcast for the remaining two hours because I’m 100% certain I’ll spit up my digestive tract if I ever open my mouth in class • Go home
~Mondays~
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Guys I made it better, za hardest gangster... →
you might have to lower the volume of the second one to hear the sick fires he’s spitting at the daddy long legs, ye
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sonneteers replied to your post: sonneteers replied to your photoset: Still one of…
…. omfg that was amazing how can I thank you enough for this party in my mouth. EXCEPT NOW I’M OUT NUTELLA AND BANANAS AND I AM SAD.
All will be well my child. You will experience this again.
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sonneteers replied to your photoset: Still one of my best ideas. I regret nothing.
.. does this work with toast I have a little of all three left
Do it.
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Shhh, shh tumblr, let me hold your lungs. It’ll be okay, everything’s gonna be alright.
•ᴗ• shhhhhh~ ♡ It’s cold as tits in here.
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