Here have some Beta Kids. (x)
I was advised to post this.
His arm is a John and his dick is a John so when he jerks off it’s his John tugging on his little John. Also he is a pikachu from the waist down.
It’s an unfortunate existence.

I was advised to post this.

His arm is a John and his dick is a John so when he jerks off it’s his John tugging on his little John. Also he is a pikachu from the waist down.

It’s an unfortunate existence.

babydaveclingingontothings:

Dave and Steve had so many adventures that day.
I am a responsible pet owner.

Look Steve is famous

babydaveclingingontothings:

Dave and Steve had so many adventures that day.

I am a responsible pet owner.

Look Steve is famous

Steve has no idea. Who left me in charge of this dog?

Steve has no idea. Who left me in charge of this dog?

gawz:

HOMESTUCK KIDS GOD TIER BATCH

 This is my favorite batch! One of my friends called dibs on John~

I’ll be sad to let these guys go. 

Ignore the rough edges. I’ll be damned if I’m doing all the trolls! 

wow fuck off these are SO CUTE ghkjlkJHGFSDG SHIT!

#at0m loses it over paper babies

babydaveclingingontothings:

For the anon, because I saw the opportunity of the hand placement.

DaveOn - apply directly to the forehead.DaveOn - apply directly to the forehead.DaveOn - apply directly to the forehead.

babydaveclingingontothings:

For the anon, because I saw the opportunity of the hand placement.

DaveOn - apply directly to the forehead.
DaveOn - apply directly to the forehead.
DaveOn - apply directly to the forehead.

Oh; head canon

zombieskully:

yummytomatoes:

I believe Guardian Bro/Dirk has a ranging boner for the Old Spice guy

So much in fact that every time the commercial comes on he’s just sits back, biting his lip going,
 ”OOOHHHH man look at this beauty, urgh i would let him ride my horse backwards fuckkkk i would so chi-chang bingbang all over his wingwang yeowza!”

And then there’s Dave. Watching.  

I dunno if someone cooler/better than me has done this yet…but uh..here we go…

FFFFGHHHFFHFFFFFHHGFF

babydaveclingingontothings:

Before the iShades, before the iPhone… Dave still preferred Macs. 

No no someone please stop me I’m just homestuck enough to do this

babydaveclingingontothings:

Before the iShades, before the iPhone… Dave still preferred Macs. 

No no someone please stop me I’m just homestuck enough to do this

veryadorabull:

[S] Jade: Wake up. / [S] Roxy: Sleepwalk.

these cuties <3

goodness I love Striders.

I’ve heard “homestuck dubstep” before, but this is the first time I’ve ever heard actual fucking Homestuck dubstep. HAUNTER YOU ARE A COOL DUDE.

Haunter - Carnival (Ft. “Gamzee Makara” Ripanthaeon) - links to full ver. @ bandcamp

This Dave drumstep stuff is also fucking cool okay I want it I WANT IT

jesus dick just
let me take one shower

jesus dick just

let me take one shower

nuclearcarrots:

because people seem to be forgetting about all the other kinds of absurd christmas apparel

Fuckity fuck, this is REAL CUTE

nuclearcarrots:

because people seem to be forgetting about all the other kinds of absurd christmas apparel

Fuckity fuck, this is REAL CUTE

seerofsarcasm:

Wrong meme for this blog but no fucks are given, look at this piece of beauty.

Oh my dear holy gods and goddesses two of my favorite homestuck animations have created a lovechild I don&#8217;t know how to handle thissjfgdhd

seerofsarcasm:

Wrong meme for this blog but no fucks are given, look at this piece of beauty.

Oh my dear holy gods and goddesses two of my favorite homestuck animations have created a lovechild I don’t know how to handle thissjfgdhd

pruprupastapants:

OK. So I’ve had these leather boots just kinda chillin’ in my closet for a while that I got at a Goodwill warehouse for a couple dollars, and had the idea to paint them.  I’ve been working on them for a couple days, and they are finally finished! The outer side on either boot has the Land of Wind and Shade (left boot), and the Land of Heat and Clockwork (right boot). The inner sides have the god tier versions of John (left boot) and Dave (right boot). 
The only problems I’ve had is that Dave’s sign on his shirt is very hard to see, so I need to re-paint it. Also, (mostly on the Dave boot) some of the paint seems to be cracking because I put too much on in those areas (I don’t have any sort of finish to put on these, and I don’t know if that would help or not). 
Other than that the boots have been fine and I am super happy with how they came out! c: I got many looks and compliments when I wore them to the mall yesterday, and I plan on doing more.
Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

Jesus christ how much do you want
how many boonbucks must I stuff into your glorious panties

pruprupastapants:

OK. So I’ve had these leather boots just kinda chillin’ in my closet for a while that I got at a Goodwill warehouse for a couple dollars, and had the idea to paint them.  I’ve been working on them for a couple days, and they are finally finished! The outer side on either boot has the Land of Wind and Shade (left boot), and the Land of Heat and Clockwork (right boot). The inner sides have the god tier versions of John (left boot) and Dave (right boot). 

The only problems I’ve had is that Dave’s sign on his shirt is very hard to see, so I need to re-paint it. Also, (mostly on the Dave boot) some of the paint seems to be cracking because I put too much on in those areas (I don’t have any sort of finish to put on these, and I don’t know if that would help or not). 

Other than that the boots have been fine and I am super happy with how they came out! c: I got many looks and compliments when I wore them to the mall yesterday, and I plan on doing more.

Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie

Jesus christ how much do you want

how many boonbucks must I stuff into your glorious panties

babydaveclingingontothings:

eridanlaughinalonewwithscience:

rufflesandroses:

phoenixwrong:

MY SHITS SEEM TO BE LOST

WANT

BEST. TREE. EVER.

Yes.

Merry Davemas everyone.

babydaveclingingontothings:

eridanlaughinalonewwithscience:

rufflesandroses:

phoenixwrong:

MY SHITS SEEM TO BE LOST

WANT

BEST. TREE. EVER.

Yes.

Merry Davemas everyone.